Election Day by Josh Tobiessen
Brenda: No, it's ok Adam. I am on drugs. Ok now, hang on and hear me out. There was this big bag of narcotical materials, that I may have eaten. Unintentionally well, no, fine intentionally, but because of the police. Ok ok ok. Earlier today, I found myself to be in possession of a sandwich bag, containing no sandwich, but rather a certain quantity of a controlled substance. When I was in the car later on, a police officer of the law, attemptedly tried to pull me over, and I reacted in such a way as to not go to jail. So, I ate, and eventually consumed, the inner contents of the aforementioned sandwich bag, therefore inebriating the evidence. In a sense he didn't pull me over and actually was probably not following me, just driving on the same road. As me. Not impossibly in the opposite direction. But, however, it is important to note that for the previous half hour I have been locationed at Starbucks drinking shots of espresso, so I'm fine.
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